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As Free As Nature First Made Man

by Kibitz @ 2009-10-16 – 07:21:08

Twice this month against his will a man's been forced to witness Culture.

Opera and ballet to be concise. Giselle and Carmen being precise.

Entre nous ... and entre Acts ... the man escaped by feigning illness.

Fully cognisant across the road an excellent pub stood empty.

Recently ... both tut and for shame ... the man’s resumed his habit of smoking.

Currently puffing on twenty a day. Always alone outside in the rain.

Okay! Not true! But that’s how it feels! When did life become so restrictive?

Whatever the answer it’s time to escape. I wanna be Dryden’s noble savage!

How and where poses a problem - I’ll have to give this serious thought.

Meanwhile methinks for sure and for certain As Free As Nature First Made Man ain’t gonna happen in Croyden!

Adam ... x
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- happy28 ^Pro
- 2009-10-16 @ 08:24:10
hey honey, if this be the lady the Rabbi introduced you to and you still intend to be marrying then you need to be honest with her, she needs to understand you so you don't have to lie.

new relationships take time to bed in but big diferences of opionion need to be worked through and talked of, not hidden away!

I hope you are happy. Whatever you do make sure you are, because there is nobody else out there to do it for you!

x

Ps -lovely to see you - Ha Ha for the ballet, although I've always fancied seeing one and never had the balls.
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-16 @ 08:58:30
  Hi There Happy - Sound advice!
  
  Especially since marriage is still on the cards.
  
  But you know me I go with the flow. Arguing’s not my style.
  
  FYI - There’s no need to worry. I know exactly what I’m doing.
  
  It’s simply this morning I needed a moan. Now I’m feeling much better!
  
  Ballet and Balls - Opera and Orbs - Both should be avoided.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - happy28 ^Pro
    - 2009-10-16 @ 19:33:37
    who said owt about arguing?
    
    glad you had the chance to vent, was sooo glad to see ya
    
    x
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- jackfrost ^Pro
- 2009-10-16 @ 09:08:14
i wish i had known what i was doing ..i have gone through life blindfolded..and it has worked for me..
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-16 @ 10:19:50
  Mornin' Jack ...
  
  I was of course fibbing!
  
  I've literally no idea what I'm doing!
  
  Blindfolded works? That’s very interesting!
  
  Lol ... Add cuffs and a gag and I’ve Been There Done That.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - jackfrost ^Pro
    - 2009-10-16 @ 10:50:57
    I have gone with the belief that you should not worry about how to improve the future or work to get a better life...i just concentrate on enjoying what i have today!!
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- Jembajr ^Pro
- 2009-10-16 @ 10:46:25
Ah Carmen. There are magnificent breasts in this isn't there??
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-16 @ 11:38:26
  Lol - Hi Jem - Absolutely!
  
  Bosoms were heaving magnificently! In fact and FYI ...
  
  T’was after they’d rolled cigars on their thighs that I needed a cigarette!
  
  Adam ... x
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- miramaze
- 2009-10-16 @ 11:03:14
Bizet , innit ? I'm not fond of Carmen - too much like a musical for my taste ,but The Pearl Fishers was FAB !!

You do make me smile .. and titter just a little .. what cunning ways thou hast

* restrains from tut tutting at resumed cancer- stick habit * not a good thing for a married man and little Adams to be

Looking forward to hearing about the balls

XXX
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-16 @ 11:43:59
  Hey Mira!
  
  Bizet - Indeed - Lloyd Webber’s far better!
  
  Pearl Fishers - Agreed - T’is less flamboyant.
  
  Balls - You’re naughty - And you may have to wait. The next one’s not till Christmas Eve.
  
  Cancer sticks - No argument there! Perhaps a clay pipe would be better?
  
  Adam ... x
  - - miramaze
    - 2009-10-16 @ 11:55:52
    Balls can be fun ... Christmas Ball .. yeahhh.. tux and evening gowns ... oh the glam .. the bold and the beautiful .. bring it on !
    
    X
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- malakeas ^Pro
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- 2009-10-16 @ 12:08:51
My friend,

Relationships should be liberating not restrictive. x
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-16 @ 14:59:01
  Hi Mala!
  
  No doubt you're right but not in my world. Hence I’m willing to settle for less.
  
  It’s not a huge problem. I’ll learn to adjust. Today I just needed a moan.
  
  Adam ... x
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- kendersrule ^Pro
- 2009-10-16 @ 13:14:13
What didn't you enjoy about the opera and ballet?
Am not being indignant, just being nosey!

Stop smoking.
Enjoy yourself.
Don't ever lie to the woman you might marry. Not ever.
Even to "does my bum look big in this?"
Plenty of women would climb over razor-blades to marry you so don't settle for someone who doesn't care about what you like.
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-16 @ 15:05:30
  Hey Kenders!
  
  Plenty of women? A tad improbable! Certainly not once they get to know me! I’ve mentioned before I’m nothing but trouble. No one ever believes me!!
  
  Do this - Do that. Don’t lie - Whatever! You’d probably definitely wanna change me. Everyone does. It’s always been so. I rather take it for granted.
  
  Opera and Ballet - The timing was wrong. I’m feeling mildly stressed at the moment. Not a surprise new job and all. I’m not in the mood for sitting still. I wanna be climbing mountains!
  
  Adam ... x
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - 2009-10-16 @ 16:26:57
    Bah!
    *ruffles Youngling's hair*
    x
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  - - cj592 ^Pro
    - 2009-10-16 @ 20:10:39
    If its mountains you want to climb, perhaps the Sound of Music would have been better
    - - Kibitz
      - 2009-10-17 @ 07:10:53
      Howdy CJ ...
      
      Shameful confession!
      
      I’ve never seen the Sound of Music!
      
      I’ve led a very sheltered life. Rather like a Nun.
      
      Adam ... x
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- pompeycaulkhead
- 2009-10-16 @ 14:07:39
Mate you are going way too cultural to be a noble savage. A peroid of roughing it is called for!!!!!!!!!
Take care Adam
James
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-16 @ 15:12:31
  Hi There James - My thoughts exactly!
  
  A bit of rough would be great at the moment.
  
  Methinks I may go AWOL tomorrow. A man’s gotta do etcetera!
  
  Adam ... x
  - - pompeycaulkhead
    - 2009-10-16 @ 15:15:55
    Go for it pal. You only live once!!!!!!!!
    James
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- londonsdead85
- 2009-10-16 @ 16:40:37
You said you quit!

Thats a shame mate- always proud when a smoker becomes a non-smoker.

Smoking out in the rain is great though- I feel like Gene Kelly every morning ....or not
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-16 @ 17:16:54
  Ah! Gene Kelly! Those were the days!
  
  Back then of course smoking was healthy!
  
  A shame - Agreed - Care to lead by example!?
  
  FYI whilst you decide - I may be outside - Or not.
  
  Adam ... x
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- Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro
- 2009-10-16 @ 23:09:52
Hello you...

take care..

I love ballet...and Carmen...well...sexy doesn't describe it adequately...

Listen to your heart.

Pip x
- - Kibitz
  - 2009-10-17 @ 07:22:03
  Mornin’ Pip - Listen to heart - I’m really not sure that I have one.
  
  Carmen sexy - Absolutely! T’was simply my mood at the time was wrong.
  
  Ballet alas I find a tad wet - The popular Classics especially.
  
  Modern Dance is more my style. Well, that and Disco obviously!
  
  Adam ... x
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