I Hate Animals

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I Hate Animals

by Kibitz @ 2008-09-17 – 10:59:02

Yesterday morning I was sitting quite comfortably. Twiddling my thumbs. One eye on the Wright Stuff.

When into my office burst the boss. Her face a display of unusual concern.

I need you - she said - in her parched husky voice. To do me a favour. It‘s rather important.

Say no if you must. I’d quite understand. At which point she paused for dramatic effect.

I flicked off the box. Self consciously casual. Making an effort not to look guilty.

My massive brain raced - Seeking excuses. Drawing a blank - I smiled a sigh.

Long story short .. I couldn’t say No. A damsel distressed will not be denied.

White Knight to the rescue I know when to yield. I spent my day guarding her dog.

And yes it was a bloody Chihuahua - Though possibly not the one pictured.

Adam ... x
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-09-17 @ 11:06:44
You didn't walk down the street with a Chihuahua did you!!
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 11:11:47
  Lol ..
  
  Not exactly.
  
  But I did skulk down ...
  
  Several dark alley ways.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - 2008-09-17 @ 11:25:14
    A pretty guy and a Chihuahua in dark alley ways somehow sounds even worse!
    - - antlady69 ^Pro
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      - 2008-09-19 @ 08:29:11
      *BOL*
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- Decado66 ^Pro
- 2008-09-17 @ 11:11:41
You are a true hero You know you love the Chihuahu
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 11:15:00
  Mmm ..
  
  Love a Chihuahua?
  
  Nope .. sorry ..
  
  They’re mutually exclusive terms to me.
  
  Adam ... x
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- jackfrost ^Pro
- 2008-09-17 @ 11:17:39
A Chihuahua IS NOT A DOG!
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 11:24:57
  AGREED!!!
  
  Very few realise ..
  
  Their Latin Nomenclature ..
  
  Is actually Ratus Abominamus.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - jackfrost ^Pro
    - 2008-09-17 @ 11:55:24
    of course now were gonna get slated
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  - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
    - 2008-09-17 @ 12:58:04
    I second what Jack says...It's not a dog...It's a rat on stilts
    
    Hope ya good hun xx
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-09-17 @ 16:44:42
      Mmmm ..
      
      Rats On Stilts.
      
      I think I’ve seen the movie.
      
      I agree with you. You agree with Jack.
      
      Lol .. Aren’t we bloggers an agreeable bunch?
      
      Adam ... x
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    - - Fluffchucker
      - 2008-09-18 @ 11:02:49
      Or a rat in a dog suit!
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- SecretsAndLies
- 2008-09-17 @ 11:17:41
He he - poor thing! The boyf always mutters "Gay!" not-so-quietly when he sees a guy walking down the street with a fluffy rat on a lead. I always try to explain to him that the guy might not be walking said rat because it belongs to him or because he wants to...

Bless.

Um....my fat cat is in need of some exercise...?
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 11:32:37
  Lol .. Fat Cats .. Thanks.
  
  But I think I’ve suffered enough.
  
  Gay .. Mmm .. I hadn‘t thought of that.
  
  Kinda explains the wolf whistles yesterday.
  
  Those building site guys can be very insensitive.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - SecretsAndLies
    - 2008-09-17 @ 11:57:02
    No fair!!
    
    I can't remember the last time I was wolf-whistled! Those building site guys must've been on youtube....
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- fairplay ^Pro
- 2008-09-17 @ 11:21:41
Lol!

But you did though, didn't you?

You did dress the little fella up in mediaeval regalia. All is ok to divulge in this little blogworld, we're all friends here.

You know, I don't think I've ever met a happy chihauhau. They've been glum, snarly or shivering.

But then I've never seen them dressed as Sir Winalot...
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 11:49:42
  Surprisingly ..
  
  Sir Winalot .. aka .. Satan ..
  
  Was actually quite a happy little critter.
  
  Especially after a few sips of cider.
  
  The bill for which comes under expenses.
  
  Along with our long and leisurely lunch.
  
  Adam .. x
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- kendersrule ^Pro
- 2008-09-17 @ 12:09:27
you got a free lunch?! stop complaining! worship the dog! It brings you an easy afternoon!

Srsly //all// animals?!
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 16:28:10
  Complain? Me? I wouldn’t dare!
  
  Despite being forced ...
  
  To miss the Wright Stuff.
  
  Which .. I’m sure you’ll agree ..
  
  Is tantamount to harassment.
  
  Adam ... x
  
  P.S. Srsly .. no. Whatever gave you that idea?
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - 2008-09-17 @ 17:48:58
    er what is this "wright stuff" ???
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-09-18 @ 08:58:03
      Channel Five at Nine.
      
      Each and every workaday morning.
      
      A topical chat show. It's kinda fun.
      
      I can't believe you've never seen it.
      
      Adam ... x
      - kendersrule ^Pro
        
        2008-09-18 @ 08:59:23
        
        morning? I'M AT WORK!!!!!!!!!! sheesh!
        
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- sidejump
- 2008-09-17 @ 12:37:52
okay, let me get this right. You were looking after the bosses dog on company time, and getting paid for it? Ermm, does she own the company? I think you need to take care Adam, cos if she does not own the company, the people higher up may not appreciate what she is using her staff for, and anyway she might ask you again, which is not what you are employed to do. Doesn't sound like she is taking you seriously.
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 16:34:00
  Mmmm ..
  
  If you’re gonna put it like that ..
  
  Boss’s Dog .. Company Time .. Paid.
  
  I may indeed need to take care.
  
  Although I doubt she’d ask me again.
  
  And I did have the option of saying No.
  
  Adam ... x
  
  P.S. Nobody here takes me seriously. I think it’s because I’m the youngest.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-09-17 @ 13:02:58
0h Adam you must be have been so dissapointed when she said she needed you and it was only to mind her dog, never mind she might want to thank you in the nicest way.hahaaaaaa
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 16:38:18
  The nicest way?
  
  A salary increase?
  
  Yippee Di Do Dah!
  
  Er ... That is ..
  
  One assumes .. What you meant?
  
  Adam ... x
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - 2008-09-18 @ 11:45:57
    Well 0k.
    
    "The wright stuff", is a good programme, i watch it if i get up in time.
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- Chyna_Doll
- 2008-09-17 @ 14:04:33
Least you are needed at work x
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 16:49:51
  Absolutely!
  
  They couldn’t function without me.
  
  Nobody else would walk their dogs.
  
  Or keep them supplied with fat dripping donuts.
  
  Adam ... x
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- miramaze
- 2008-09-17 @ 16:19:46
Crikey .. that dog is bigger than you are

X
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-17 @ 16:55:44
  Lol ..
  
  Everyone and everything ..
  
  Towers above liddle ole me.
  
  Did you know I'm a bit of a short ass?
  
  Five eight .. at a stretch .. on a good day.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - miramaze
    - 2008-09-17 @ 17:04:24
    Let's forget about the feet and focus on the inches
    Eight inches is not bad
    at a stretch
    on a good day
    
    Ahem .....
    
    X
    - - antlady69 ^Pro
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      - 2008-09-19 @ 08:31:48
      *PMSL*
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    - - happy28 ^Pro
      - 2008-09-21 @ 11:46:20
      my mind boggles at that last comment, would you be so bold as to be referring to #ahem # nevermind. Let me clean the filth from my mind...
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  - - Fluffchucker
    - 2008-09-18 @ 11:05:49
    Worry not Adam, my grandfather was 5' 6"
    And he was a hero!
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- Kizzy1984
- 2008-09-17 @ 18:04:01
Is that you sitting on the back of that dog? If its that big no wonder you were scared to say no lol.

Being the office dog (rat) sitter surely isn't that bad... some of us actually have to do work!
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-18 @ 10:29:07
  Hey!
  
  Unfair!
  
  I work too!
  
  Almost as much ..
  
  As I sit astride rats.
  
  Adam ... x
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- MarikaSunSeeker
- 2008-09-17 @ 18:10:59
What fun, walking the Lady boss's Chihuahua and having it for lunch. I love little dogs, but I couldn't eat one all at once
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-18 @ 10:40:09
  Mmm ..
  
  Hot Dogs.
  
  With mustard.
  
  Lol .. Guess who skipped breakfast.
  
  Adam ... x
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-09-17 @ 18:27:42
Hey Kibitz,

...you've got your own office! Can I call at your office and watch the Wright Stuff? Do I need to make an appointment? Can I bring my friend, Mike?

Whilst working as a gardener at a leisure park, my colleague was urgently summoned by the management because someone had been for a number two in the the wooden playhouse. His task was to sort it out.

What a big job it was too!

Keith
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-18 @ 10:46:10
  Hey Keith,
  
  Office - Cubby Hole. Potato - Pomme Frite.
  
  When the chips are down what’s in a name?
  
  Speaking of Mike .. all are welcome.
  
  I’ll expect you both next Wednesday for lunch.
  
  Unfortunately I’ll be in Bradford that day.
  
  But I’m sure my assistant will entertain you.
  
  Her interests .. like yours .. are a tad scatological.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - 2008-09-19 @ 11:12:10
    Hey Kibitz,
    
    It sounds wonderful. We are both very excited indeed and look forward to meeting your assistant enormously.
    
    Although, We will need directions to the Potato-Hole! We are cycling from our safehouse near Scarborough. Mike has a Raleigh Chopper and I've "borrowed" a 14 speed road bike from my neighbours shed.
    
    The only problem is that Mike (accidentally) bit a lady in Halfords yesterday (right next to the socket sets) and may not be available for the journey.
    
    Keith
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- taylor8ash
- 2008-09-17 @ 19:32:16
ooh adam to the rescue

once again i giggled....

i have only one observation.....what kinda job do you have that allows you to watch tv while you work??

i hate dgos especially small yappy ones!much more of a cat person.

Ash x
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-18 @ 10:53:58
  Mmm .. Cats are okay.
  
  But I much prefer dogs.
  
  I’d love to own a Great Dane.
  
  My job .. skipping details ..
  
  Is the kind where I'm given ..
  
  Assignments with Deadlines ...
  
  Then pretty much left to my own devices.
  
  When they sack me I'll write more about it.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - taylor8ash
    - 2008-09-18 @ 18:14:01
    why would you want a great dane?? its big, it dribbles...did i mention its big??
    is it to make you look manly??
    secretly i'm a little bit scared of dogs, even the really little ones.
    i want ur job.
    
    Ashx
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-09-18 @ 18:26:07
      Lol ..
      
      You mean ..
      
      I don’t look manly already?
      
      Madam!!! You insult me!!!
      
      Adam ... x
      - taylor8ash
        
        2008-09-18 @ 19:30:46
        
        I'm not about to tell you how hot and manly you look as you ego is already sizeable....instead i shall say you look a bit girlie especially with a little girlie dog.
        
        as for the insult....im sure you'll get over it
        
        Ash x
        
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  - - cj592 ^Pro
    - 2008-09-19 @ 19:21:50
    You'd love a great Dane? Like Scooby Doo?
    
    {You know they can't really solve crimes, don't you}
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-09-20 @ 07:28:59
      Mmmm ..
      
      Perhaps not exactly like Scoobert.
      
      Canine accented English scares me.
      
      (You know .. don't you .. that the ghosts he chases.
      
      Are actually the phantoms of his own inhuman mind?)
      
      Lol .. Methinks ... Mayhap .. Me needs to get out more.
      
      Adam ... x
      - cj592 ^Pro
        
        2008-09-20 @ 07:47:48
        
        Then how come Daphne and Velma sees them too? Mass hallucination? Mystery inc on acid?
        
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- MissyMouse
- 2008-09-17 @ 23:31:12
Did the little dog come complete with its very own designer bag in which to sit??

I can just imagine you trotting down the street with this dog.....

xx
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-18 @ 14:54:34
  Lol .. Enough!
  
  Major Embarrassment Scenario!
  
  Luckily averted. No bags. No trotting.
  
  My jacket boasts deep and concealing pockets.
  
  Adam ... x
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-09-18 @ 11:42:23
I have had big dogs and small and the chihuaua is a tough spunky little dog it needs courage to survive,its not soppy.

I had one that was as good as a guard dog,a bite of a rat hurts and so does a chi- when it bites.
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-18 @ 15:08:09
  Excellent ..
  
  A staunch defence of Chihuahua's.
  
  And I don’t disagree with a word you say.
  
  But I’m sure you can appreciate ..
  
  That for the suave and debonair Man About Town.
  
  They do present one hell of an image problem.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - happy28 ^Pro
    - 2008-09-20 @ 08:43:27
    and where was the suave and debonair Man?
    
    only kidding, sounds like you did a sterling job of dog sitting.
    
    love your posts, so funny.
    
    agreeing with the comparison between Chiwawas (too lazy to spell) and rats though.
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-09-21 @ 07:25:58
      Chiwawas .. Rats.
      
      The consensus seems clear.
      
      They're obviously one and the same.
      
      I shall now sit back and wait for hate mail.
      
      In a suave, relaxed and most debonair way.
      
      Adam ... x
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-09-19 @ 09:57:15
It would give the impression your a charming young man Adam taking his beautiful young ladies dog for a walk,lots of girls would love you for it,take no b--l from the boys.
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- Miza-T
- 2008-09-21 @ 15:06:18
Hilarious...but it wasn't the dog/rat's fault!
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-21 @ 15:20:56
  Lol .. true.
  
  Which is why .. I guess
  
  I never let on how I really felt.
  
  At least .. not to him .. directly.
  
  Adam ... x
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- sweetymon
- 2008-09-22 @ 18:34:28
Awww You'd go mad with my doggy, he's quite a handful. But he's mine so I love him unconditionally, it'd be a different story if I was minding him for somebody else! x
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-09-23 @ 10:17:13
  Quite a handful ..
  
  Er ... Is that code for wild?
  
  Other people’s dogs ..
  
  Like other’s people’s children.
  
  Thankfully .. eventually ..
  
  One does get to give them back.
  
  Adam ... x
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