The Price Of Life

« Confession One - Foolish Things | Probably Me »

The Price Of Life

by Kibitz @ 2008-08-22 – 10:28:33

Whilst showering this morning I checked my tackle.

Not something I do on a regular basis.

But a guy on the radio said that I should. Who am I to argue?

Long story short - everything's there. Nothing's been added or taken away.

I’ve had to assume it's in full working order. I'm saving myself for later.

These past few weeks I've undergone tests. Ten o'clock Tuesday I hear the results.

If they're okay .. still sturdy and numerous .. it's on to the Action Man stage.

A huge glass jar and a private room. One of which I’m expected to fill.

My unsynchronised swimmers will then be frozen and offered to couples needing assistance.

I’m Excited ... Frustrated ... I need a cold shower.

The fee for my handiwork’s thirty five pounds.

Adam ... x
Options:
Tags:
- life

67 Comments on The Price Of Life

Hide subcomments

- deleted user (Visitor)
- http://www.pindipop.blog.co.uk
- 2008-08-22 @ 10:36:10
good luck! i'm sure you'll have a lot of fun!
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 10:38:54
  Thanks ..
  
  I'm sure I will ..
  
  But it’s gonna be tough this weekend.
  
  Total abstinence ... Ugh!
  
  Adam ... x
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- subville
- http://subville.blog.co.uk/
- 2008-08-22 @ 10:40:57
Kibitz, have you had a blog on here before this one? xxx
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 10:45:57
  No.
  
  I've thought about it before.
  
  But never actually made the effort.
  
  May I ask why you ask?
  
  Adam ... x
  - - subville
    - http://subville.blog.co.uk/
    - 2008-08-22 @ 10:51:59
    Cos there was a blogger called NathanielNathaniel and he disappeared. I've always wondered why he didn't come back. (he went abroad for a while) He was Jewish too, but it's not just that. He had a similar outlook to you, although a different writing style. xx
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-08-22 @ 11:00:05
      Gotcha.
      
      Not me.
      
      Sorry.
      
      Adam ... x
      - subville
        
        http://subville.blog.co.uk/
        
        2008-08-22 @ 11:02:16
        
        Aw don't be sorry! I don't read your blog hoping you're someone else! lol
        
        I just suddenly thought about it
        
        x
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
        
        Show this thread
        
        Miza-T
        
        2008-08-22 @ 11:04:27
        
        I miss Nath and I can see why you asked this
        
        xx
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
    - - cj592 ^Pro
      - 2008-08-25 @ 19:48:19
      I miss Nath as well
      - Reply to comment
      - Permalink
- kevinwilson
- 2008-08-22 @ 10:44:47
£35?
that doesn't even cover the cost of a parking ticket, does it?
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 10:52:29
  Lol .. Very true.
  
  The fee’s to cover my expenses.
  
  Since I don‘t have any of those.
  
  I've cheekily claimed for two hours off work.
  
  It only seemed fair they pay for my lunch.
  
  Adam ...
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- Miza-T
- 2008-08-22 @ 11:05:35
ohhh....bless....baby kibitz are going to be sooo cute

xx
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 11:08:37
  Lol ..
  
  Let’s hope.
  
  Ten ugly Adam’s ..
  
  Would be too much to bare.
  
  Adam ... x
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- hebburndelboy
- http://hebburndelboy.blog.co.uk
- 2008-08-22 @ 11:16:56
so you'd be a professional wanker?
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 11:24:16
  Lol .. Absolutely.
  
  My present amateur status ..
  
  Doesn’t reward my years of hard practice.
  
  Adam ... x
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- MissyMouse
- 2008-08-22 @ 11:31:21
Very admirable Adam!

I am sure there will be lots of couples out there who will be very grateful to you

Well done xx
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 11:37:29
  Thanks ..
  
  I’m praying my swimmers don’t let them down.
  
  It seems there's a shortage of donors.
  
  Five hundred are needed. There's less than three hundred.
  
  Couples are waiting for over a year.
  
  Lol ... I’d rather do this than give blood.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - 2008-08-22 @ 12:22:42
    *jaw hits floor*
    THERE'S A SHORTAGE?!
    how on earth is there a shortage of people who want to get paid to wank?!
    Crap advertising!
    Tho some places have weird 'standards' about who they'll let advertise
    
    So.... little baby Adams and Adaras....
    You ever seen ER?
    The ginger guy....
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-08-22 @ 14:04:26
      Lol ..
      
      There's a tad more involved ..
      
      Than turn up .. perform .. get paid.
      
      Main reason for shortage - A change in the law.
      
      Anonymity of donor’s been removed.
      
      When they reach the age of eighteen ...
      
      My sprogs .. if any .. will be told who I am.
      
      Adam ... x
      
      P.S. ER .. Nope .. Not a fan. Too much blood!
      - kendersrule ^Pro
        
        2008-08-22 @ 18:06:27
        
        LMAO!
        ER duh me!
        There's a ginger doctor who ends up having a gazillion kids this way and they all meet up and surprise him, is very funny
        
        Surely they can //opt// to be told, not just get a letter saying "your biological father is...."
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
        
        Show this thread
        
        Kibitz
        
        2008-08-22 @ 18:14:56
        
        Sorry .. My fault ..
        
        They first have to ask for the info.
        
        Don’t laugh .. but I’ve written them all a message.
        
        In case they liked to know more about me.
        
        Gazillions .. Phew! .. Not gonna happen.
        
        In the UK the legal limit’s ten kids.
        
        Adam ... x
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
        
        Show this thread
        
        kendersrule ^Pro
        
        2008-08-22 @ 18:23:02
        
        There's a limit?! How... forward thinking!
        
        And what do you have planned for the lovely long weekend?
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
        
        Show this thread
        
        Kibitz
        
        2008-08-22 @ 18:32:42
        
        Badminton mostly.
        
        I've entered a two day tournament.
        
        Your good self? Anything planned?
        
        Adam ... x
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
        
        Show this thread
        
        kendersrule ^Pro
        
        2008-08-22 @ 18:56:24
        
        nope, I am possibly the most boring person you're ever likely to come across!
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
  - - MissyMouse
    - 2008-09-01 @ 23:52:40
    I wonder why that would be then Adam
    
    xx
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink
- trintrin1x
- 2008-08-22 @ 11:33:03
Maybe they will have super human powers? (sorry couldn't resist) x
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 11:42:16
  Lol ..
  
  Maybe ...
  
  The girls will look like Clerk Kent.
  
  Adam ... x
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- Chyna_Doll
- 2008-08-22 @ 13:16:39
I wouldn't say it was a hundred percent altruistic as you got some dosh, but in another sense it was still a good act! What a samaritan you are! x
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 14:22:07
  Lol .. I agree. I’m not at all altruistic.
  
  Though money of course is not the incentive.
  
  That’s provided by my Trusty Assistant.
  
  Who’s desperately trying to conceive.
  
  She's spent a year recruiting donors.
  
  And threatened to quit if I didn’t contribute.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - Chyna_Doll
    - 2008-08-24 @ 11:52:23
    Least you did it for her.
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink
- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-08-22 @ 15:12:00
A couple of hours off...a little personal pleasure...a decent lunch...and giving potentially the greatest gift one could give.
Everyone's a winner!
It's a good thing you do. You have made me smile.
Jxx
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 15:19:38
  Really? I made you smile.
  
  Lol .. Unlike my last post.
  
  Lunch .. pleasure .. time off .. etcetera.
  
  Once a week for the next six months.
  
  This is not .. so to speak .. a one night stand
  
  Adam ... x
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- happy28 ^Pro
- 2008-08-22 @ 17:42:05
wow. that's summat to be proud of.

x
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-22 @ 17:47:22
  Thanks ..
  
  It’s been a whole new experience for me.
  
  FYI .. When a child’s born from my donation ..
  
  They actually tell me it’s birthday and gender.
  
  Sounds stupid .. perhaps .. but I really can’t wait.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - 2008-08-22 @ 17:52:44
    I was just about to ask if you get to know if any of your little swimmers had been successful!
    
    Oh I wonder what your first will be?!
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-08-22 @ 18:01:02
      If I’m honest ..
      
      I’m hoping a boy.
      
      Even though he won’t be mine.
      
      Er .. Please ..
      
      Don’t shoot me.
      
      It’s a Jewish thing.
      
      Adam ... x
      - happy28 ^Pro
        
        2008-08-25 @ 11:16:06
        
        wouldn't that be weird though? Knowing you've a baby somewhere out there? I'd rather not know I think.
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
        
        Show this thread
        
        Kibitz
        
        2008-08-25 @ 11:36:40
        
        Really .. Mmmm ..
        
        Nope .. Me .. I wanna know.
        
        There could be a max of ten sprogs.
        
        But I won't be thinking they're mine.
        
        My contribution's merely mechanical.
        
        In all practical terms they’ll 'belong' to their parents.
        
        Maybe I'm weird. Maybe I'm not.
        
        But I would like to know my swimmers succeeded.
        
        Adam ... x
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
        
        Show this thread
        
        happy28 ^Pro
        
        2008-08-29 @ 18:51:51
        
        i didn't mean you would be weird, silly, i just meant the idea of having kids and not knowing, but i guess most men are in that boat anyway, whereas women generally know when they've had a kid
        x
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
- taylor8ash
- 2008-08-22 @ 19:45:38
at times like this i wish i was a fella, i really could do with £35!! money and a good cause, saint adam!

i was thinking of letting guys look at my boobs for money(no touching!)
i thought i should make some use of them while their still perky!
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-23 @ 06:23:43
  Lol ...
  
  A Jewish Saint.
  
  I doubt there's many of those.
  
  Er ... Look no touch.
  
  How very .. er .. enterprising.
  
  Adam ... x
  
  P.S. Perky’s not something I dare contemplate at the moment. I’m on a regime of abstinence till Tuesday. Please avoid this word in future. Your cooperation in this matter would be greatly appreciated. Thank You.
  - - taylor8ash
    - 2008-08-23 @ 18:10:48
    i thought it was enterprising too...not sure how i'd feel about flashing for money tho? what if someone asked what they were supposed to be??!!
    
    as for your memo on the appropriate use of the word 'perky' i shall refrane.
    although i would like to point out the word 'perky' should not get you ummm..... perky??
    
    opps said it 3 times!
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink
- xmillyxxx ^Pro
- 2008-08-22 @ 20:38:40
I think that is such a lovely thing to do...Not the W*****g...but the donation!!

{{Hugs}} x
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-23 @ 06:30:27
  Lol ... Thanks.
  
  If there weren't a national shortage.
  
  I probably wouldn't donate at all.
  
  But as there is and the process is .. er .. painless.
  
  I figured I may as well do my bit.
  
  Twenty six times as it happens.
  
  And No ... Not all the same day.
  
  Adam ... x
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- Prettyintelligentprincess
- 2008-08-23 @ 00:40:50
In the states you can have your IQ assessed and if one is deemed of a high calibre IQ, your sperm goes to an expensive 'high IQ sperm only clinic'...where the childless couples pay more...
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-23 @ 06:50:48
  Really? Mmmm ...
  
  I kinda see the logic.
  
  But it does feel slightly wrong.
  
  Not that I need to worry ..
  
  My little swimmers would definitely not qualify.
  
  Adam ... x
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- sterces
- 2008-08-23 @ 07:42:50
I met a guy last night who has donated 4 times, 3 to couples and once to a single woman. They all keep in touch with him but he has nowt to do with parenting.

I've thought a LOT about egg donation and surrogacy for years now. I think, for me, it would be easier to grow someone else's baby (their egg and sperm, my tum-tum) than to know my baby is living out there, somewhere else.

Won't you wonder?

I can't bring myself to call you noble for having a walk, but, um, you know you done a good deed there son
- - sterces
  - 2008-08-23 @ 07:43:47
  walk??? WANK! OMG Usually I make innocent words into dirty ones! Never happens in reverse...
  - - sterces
    - 2008-08-23 @ 07:43:59
    {blushing}
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-08-24 @ 07:14:07
      I will occasionally wonder ..
      
      But not with any great sense of longing.
      
      If one day one of them tracks me down ..
      
      I’d make them welcome ... like a long lost friend.
      
      The procedure to become a donor’s long winded.
      
      It included chats with advisors and donors.
      
      I think .. I hope ... I know what I’m doing.
      
      Adam ... x
      
      P.S. Egg donation and surrogacy are perhaps more emotionally charged.
      
      P.P.S. Walk .. Blush .. OMG. Subconsciously you’re angelic.
      - sterces
        
        2008-08-24 @ 10:36:31
        
        YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
        
        Hey... what do you mean by SUBconsciously!? CHEEKY!
        
        If I was a guy I'd give my sperm to anyone who wanted it and prolly to a few people who didn't! Course, I also imagine I'd make spermtastic artwork masterpieces that could only be seen by black light but maybe that's just my angelic nature coming out (NO PUN INTENDED!!{blush})
        
        Reply to comment
        
        Permalink
- jackfrost ^Pro
- 2008-08-23 @ 20:57:47
it would bother me a bit know that the kids will be told who the donor was...i would always be waiting for the knock on the door.
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-24 @ 07:19:13
  And many men feel the same way..
  
  Which is why there's a shortage of donors.
  
  It does cross my mind it will happen one day ..
  
  But I don’t see that as a huge disadvantage.
  
  I actually think it could be quite interesting.
  
  Which I realise might sound naive. But - It's true.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - cj592 ^Pro
    - 2008-08-24 @ 09:43:12
    I think knowing that there could be a knock on the door is more likely to make me donate. But I can't for other sensitive reasons
    - - Kibitz
      - 2008-08-24 @ 17:04:55
      More likely? Mmmm ..
      
      Most guys only see complications.
      
      In my case for instance any yet to be wife.
      
      And the thirteen kids we'll eventually have.
      
      I hope and pray they’ll all understand ...
      
      When random sprogs drop by unannounced.
      
      But .. If not .. So be it. I'm sure I’ll almost cope.
      
      Adam ... x
      - Reply to comment
      - Permalink
  - - jackfrost ^Pro
    - 2008-08-24 @ 21:17:58
    the nightmare would be if you have your own daughter and she fell for your unknown son !!!...(I am such a good doom and gloom merchant)
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink
- MarikaSunSeeker
- 2008-08-26 @ 00:25:30
So, are you only allowed to earn £35 once for this particular task? Sometimes, reading the comments is as interesting as the post, this was one of those occasions.
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-26 @ 07:01:09
  In theory .. no.
  
  Although donations themselves aren’t paid for ..
  
  All reasonable expenses are fully reimbursed.
  
  My thirty five pounds is a one off claim.
  
  Which covers the whole of my six month commitment.
  
  Don’t laugh ... For wear and tear on my bike.
  
  Their suggestion not mine. Honest.
  
  Adam ... x
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- miramaze
- 2008-08-26 @ 07:44:00
Oh Mazzeltoff ( sp ?) I wonder how many little Kibitzes you've made !

What an adventure, what an experience

Will you do it again ?

Just think .. when you are 40something ,that young gorgeous chick you have the hots for could be your daughter !

X
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-26 @ 16:06:11
  Lol ...
  
  You trying to scare me?
  
  Will I do it again ..
  
  Yep - Once a week for the next six months.
  
  Same clinic .. same procedure .. then no more.
  
  Mazzeltoff (sp?) ... Thanks ... I can’t spell either.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - miramaze
    - 2008-08-26 @ 20:50:06
    LOL no , not scare , just to bear in mind the consequences
    
    Happy wanking, then
    
    X
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink
- antlady69 ^Pro
- http://antmusic-forever.blog.co.uk
- 2008-08-27 @ 11:49:05
I soooo envy you men for being able to have this sort of additional income!

If I were a men, I'd do it all the time
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-28 @ 16:51:25
  All the time.
  
  Lol .. a tad ambitious.
  
  But I think I know what you mean.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - antlady69 ^Pro
    - http://antmusic-forever.blog.co.uk
    - 2008-08-29 @ 05:46:06
    Hey, one has to have ambitions in life!
    
    Especially if the incentive is so good (I'm talking about the money, of course, not about the action involved)
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink
- kendersrule ^Pro
- 2008-08-28 @ 13:00:47
Soooooo... tuesday has been and gone.... verdict on your swimmers?
- - Kibitz
  - 2008-08-28 @ 16:46:42
  Verdict - Not guilty.
  
  Of undesirable tendencies.
  
  I guess that means ..
  
  Mine aren’t hereditary.
  
  Adam ... x
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - 2008-08-28 @ 18:18:47
    hehehe!
    So you're the official BCUK wanker now then?
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink

67 Comments on The Price Of Life

Leave a comment (Login)