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@ 2008-07-25 – 10:34:04
I've .. er .. met someone.
She's a girl - A real one.
She's perfect - She owns a car.
We've been out twice ...
I'm seeing her Sunday ...
And all I keep thinking is third time lucky.
Allow me ...
Yes - I’m ashamed and riddled with guilt
And Yes - I've bought a packet of three.
But there’s hope for me yet.
Mr. Romantic.
I’ve ordered a single and deeply red rose.
Adam ... x
Prettyintelligentprincess
Kibitz
Thanks ... me too.
My blog .. not yet .. maybe one day.
Twelve .. lol .. I should be so lucky.
Car link .. none .. originally.
But now you come to mention it ....
Adam. 
xxx
subville
You'll be safe on blog now then 
Kibitz
Lol ... I like it ...
An ambiguous comment.
Please complete the following sentence:
You’ll be safe on blog because ....
a) Your pic’s abhorrent.
b) You have a Girlfriend.
Adam ... x
subville
lol soz, didn't mean to be
it's 'b' by the way
safriz
somebody told me that there is a naked man running around in blog land?
Kibitz
Lol .. not guilty.
I’m definitely typing sitting down.
Adam ... x
All the best for Sunday!
Your stats will actually go down though - your many female admirers will probably have exploded at your picture and you will be charged with manslaughter...
Luckily the evidence will also destroy the judge and jury.
How do you sleep at night?
Kibitz
Short answer ... Alone ... I’m such a saddo.
Mmmm .. your theory. I’m seriously concerned.
I’ll remove my picture immediately.
Adam ... x
P.S. Thanks. I'll let you know how it goes.
Good luck with this new girl.
Kibitz
Thanks Nick.
I’m optimistic.
I’ve told her all but one of my bad points.
And that one I’ll keep till we’re married.
Adam ... x
Tart!
kendersrule
Pro *DRIBBLES*
*Faints*
Kibitz
Lol ..
That’ll be the weather.
It’s still rather warm.
Adam ... x
kendersrule
Pro No that'll be the smokin hot blogger! Holy effing hell man! be a model and share the wealth of your gorgeousness! SRSLY!!
xx
No modesty please, I really mean it.
Chyna_Doll
Happy to hear you met someone you like.
Do you work out! 
x
Chyna_Doll
And I think you should post that pic here.
http://nekkidboysofblog.blog.co.uk/
Kibitz
Lol .. nekkidboys .. I'm far too old.
Besides .. I wouldn't have the nerve.
At heart I'm terribly - terribly shy.
Adam ... x
Kibitz
Thanks ..
If all goes well I'll let you know.
Work out .. not so much.
I spend a few a hours a week in the gym ..
But mostly I run, swim, or play sports.
Adam ... x
smitty1247
Have fun and you might come home with an empty box.
Kibitz
Lol - I might.
But knowing my luck ..
I’m far more likely to lose it ...
Seconds before we meet up.
Adam ... x
Ribbed for her pleasure?
Kibitz
Good question ... Mmmmm.
Maybe I'll buy a few more boxes.
It‘s always polite to offer a choice.
Adam ... x
I know im old fashioned and if all you wants a bonk go for it but if you want a lasting relationship start with a rose and just for today keep the pack of three in the drawer.
Kibitz
Sound advice. I’ll bear it mind.
But I’ll probably end up taking them anyways.
As hard as it is to believe ...
She possibly also has expectations.
If so - one must be prepared.
If I’m wrong ... that’s far from being a problem.
A relaxed and romantic day on the river ...
Would genuinely leave me more than content.
Adam ... x
Miza-T
Have fun Mr !
With a red rose, you're gonna get it
xx
Kibitz
Lol ... I like your confidence.
Not sure I share it completely.
Although ...
You are a VERY wise woman.
So possibly ... just possibly ... IT shall be.
Adam ... x
Good luck mate, i doubt you'll have any problems and hope it all works out well for you
Kibitz
Thanks ..
I always think the third date’s critical.
Those that follow imply some commitment.
For me anyways ... Adam.
x
mornin77
...Hi there, nice bod. I love the
one rose, it's simple , makes the
point, and actually, it's a shame
to buy a bunch of roses, to have
them all die. Good luck with the
young lady. 
), not like that,
long term. Take care.
Kibitz
Thanks ...
Long term's what I most desire.
But somehow I think ..
You knew that already.
Adam ... x
P.S. Simple - And - Cheap.
PrincessFiona
*dribbles*
*drools*
*blood Pressure hits the roof*
Thats a err very mmmm lovely Picture there.. very artsy!
Lucky Girl
Kibitz
Lol ... Thanks.
Artsy .. Exactly the word I’d use myself.
After I’d downed one or two pints.
Adam.
P.S. Lucky Man ... x
PrincessFiona
Ahem!
2 pints? OMG i think I need a drink too
Glad you got a girl you like!
xx
your a shamless tart!!...*wishes he were young again*
Kibitz
Lol ...
But I'm not just any old shameless tart.
This shameless tart’s twenty pounds richer.
I’d never perform such a dare for free.
You don't wanna know what I'd do for thirty.
Adam ... x
well aging will sort you out, i just feel lucky to still have a full head of hair. small blessings. i have had my day back in the 70's..you make the most of it..
one old blokes piece of advice....that will stand you in good stead for the future.....
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA
Kibitz
Thanks.
Sound advice - literally.
I’ll cancel my date for Sunday immediately.
Adam ... x
EMERGENCY PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
ANY ONE UGLY FREE THIS WEEKEND?
taylor8ash
im ashamed to say i found myself saying 'phwoooar!'
i quickly calmed myself and came up with a much more subtle response of.....lucky girl, hope all goes well.
at least one of us has some luck. the man i was trying to smile at has disappered!!! 
Kibitz
Really? Shoot! Now you'll never know.
Unless or until he returns.
If or when he does. Don't think - Do it!
Adam ... x
P.S. Thanks ... I hope so too.
Well I think I can offically say you are the new stud of blog! You have sent all the girls ccrazy!!!
Kibitz
C-c-crazy?
Lol ..
That makes a pleasant change.
I'm far more used to making them mad.
As in angry ... sadly.
Adam ... x
rubychoo
Phwoaaar !
(It has to be said...)
I'm reconsidering my Agony Aunt position here
However...
You're doing the right thing....
Sex and love to you my friend
(Not necessarily in that order)
x
Kibitz
Phwoaar!
Small world ...
That’s exactly the response my date evokes.
I’m a five - She’s a ten.
I’m aiming high. She’s taller than I.
Tomorrow can’t come soon enough.
Adam.
P.S. Thanks ... x
MarikaSunSeeker
Well, I would like to thank the person who bet that you dare not post the picture made me smile.
Kibitz
A smile’s worth a thousand words.
So - thank you.
Not least - For not laughing.
Which you might if you saw the rest of the photo.
Adam ... x
P.S. I’ll certainly pass on your thanks. When I collect my winnings. Who knows? There may be more dares to come.
That is an nice set of drawers in the background of the picture. Am interested now in seeing the fuller version. More revealing??? perhaps it will reveal a.... cabinet also.... {gets excited}
PS. What do you mean I focus on the wrong things?
How could she refuse???
Go get her!
x
Kibitz
How?
Er ... Very easily.
Apparently.
Adam .... x
That doesn't sound good??
Is she a nun perhaps?
x
Kibitz
Au contraire.
Something much worse.
She’s a Good Jewish Girl.
Adam ... x
P.S. I’m meeting her family this coming Shabbat. Ugh!
Exciting!!!
Well...maybe not the family thing...but the afterwards...surely there's reward in this!
J
xx
hebburndelboy
ooh you sexy little hunk!
good for you mate, if I looked like you I'd flaunt it too.
Kibitz
Lol ... thanks.
But .. er ... little.
Has someone been talking?
Adam ... x
hebburndelboy
a correction.
*ooh you sexy well hung hunk*
Hey Kibitz,
I think it would be wise to take a packet of Polo mints (or some sugar cubes) and a bale of hay. Oh hang on, that might be for when you are visiting a horse!
Take them anyway just in case.
Keith
Kibitz
Hey Keith ...
Brilliant belated advice. Thank you.
Fool that I am ...
I only took Champagne and Strawberries.
It genuinely grieves me I lack your wisdom.
Adam ... x
Hey Kibitz,
I feel deflated that my advice was belated!
If it is of any consolation, I wore a cowboy outfit and called everyone "M'am" (even the fella's)when meeting my future in-laws for the first time. I thought that they were all outlaws...
...and they thought that I was a prize tit.
Keith
kendersrule
Pro She turned you down?! Bah! good Jewish girls like hot Jewish boys just as much as we do you know!
You are meeting her folks? 
Congratulations! You've won a girlfriend!
*jealous*
Kibitz
She like .. that way .. you think? Mmm ... we'll see.
Jealous .. lol ... You wouldn't say that if you knew me.
I can at times be a tad .. uhm ... unruly.
And thanks - I really felt the need for a girlfriend.
As a one man band I simply don‘t thrive.
Lol ... Am I really such a saddo? Allow me .. er .. Yep!
Adam ... x
kendersrule
Pro unruly...? doooooo present examples!
not saddo, just cute n sweet n adorable... oh and babe magnet! (such a pity you can't be persuaded to show the //whole// piccie!)
btw girls do know about 3rd dates and what fellas are expecting, and we seem to enjoy throwing those expectations out the window so be prepared for a lovely time after meeting her folks
isadora101
Tut, tut...I go away for a few days and there you are running amock in 'The Buzz' .. what with a new girlfriend and naked shots of yourself..
Kibitz
Yea ... Sorry about that ..
I kinda get carried away sometimes.
Particularly on Fridays I’ve noticed.
But there’s no need to worry.
New girlfriend .. New leaf.
From this day forth I’m a good boy.
Adam ... x
P.S. Welcome home ......
kendersrule
Pro Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! No good boyness!
Kibitz
Noooooooooooooooooooooo?
Okay.
Adam ... x
P.S. I'll post the remaining photos tomorrow.
P.P.S. I'm lying. Coz that's what bad boys do.
kendersrule
Pro LMFAO!
Good bad boy! You win a cookie
faffajane
Pro Good luck and nice pic by the way you will gets the girls drooling round here lol
Kibitz
Thanks ...
The date went well.
We’re meeting again on Friday.
Adam ... x
P.S One or two girls have been quite complimentary. I think they may need glasses.
faffajane
Pro I do wear glasses
I hope the date went well! And about the picture... you have nothing to feel ashamed of, it is really good (and the rest of it too, I am sure . Your workmates are only jealous!
Kibitz
Jealous - Possibly. Amused - Definitely.
Three photos were stolen. Most copies I’ve found.
A dozen or so are still missing.
I enjoyed more success with my date.
I'm meeting her parents on Friday.
Please G-d .. they’re not too .. er ... Jewish.
Adam ... x
Lisne
Haha well at least you weren't 50 stone ey!
kiki2u
Hi 
LOOOOOOOOOL, .."more revealing.." like a Greek statue? Isn't it? SSShhh, don't reveal LOL. 
Ciao,
kiki
Kibitz
The Ancient Greeks ..
Had digital cameras?
Mmmm ...
I didn't know that.
Adam ... x
kiki2u
LOL Adam , yes the Ancient Greeks you look one on that photo, they didn't have digi-cams but they used and did statues mmmm and double mmmmm bcz most of the statues are naked!
xx
Kiki
sterces
Thank you. Enjoyed that pic! lol
You're fuckin' hot but I can SO tell you know it
Still, if you look like that then flog the bod yo!
Kibitz
Lol .. Flog the bod.
Excellent expression.
I probably would if the price were right.
Adam ... x
P.S. Delighted you like the pic. Next time I’m tipsy I'll post a few more.
misspoison
that CAN'T be the pic you lost two friends cause of!!!!
Kibitz
Hard to believe. But it happened.
What’s also hard to believe ...
Is that someone’s reading my back posts.
Lol .. You must have been bored.
If not when you started ...
Certainly by the time you’d finished.
Adam ... x
misspoison
somebody reading your back posts on a saturday night!!!! its called being drunk and not having a life I guess
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Does she know about this blog?
Lovely pic and I think it's a brave tactic!!!!
And a packet of three? You do know they sell them in 12's don't you?
She's lucky to have such a romantic guy...was the car and the packet of three reference linked at all?
Good luck....and hope all goes well!
Pip x