I've read numerous posts where Bloggers list random facts about themselves.

They’re a convenient method of data transfer.

So here’s my unoriginal effort - The A to Z of Me - Part One:

A) My first name’s Adam - I’m still fond of apples.

B I was Bullied at school - I always fought back. I always lost.

C) Cannabis makes me vomit - I’ve never liked vegetables.

D) I Day Dream excessively - If caught I claim to be meditating.

E) I really love Eggs - An oeuf is never enough.

F) Aged thirteen I Fractured my skull - Explains everything.

G) I’ve never read Goethe, Gide or Genet.

H) I’m Hemophobic - One drop. I swoon. It’s a bloody nuisance.

I) I spent my gap year in Israel - I’ll never go back.

J) I’m a Jew - A bad one. Let them eat pork. Sh'lom.

K) Kibitz means to chat or gossip in Yiddish.

L) I’ve never been in Love - I remain optimistic - The End ... x