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Somebody Somewhere repeatedly said - One day my son you’ll be a success.

On that day the rivers will freeze. Skies turn black and birds lie dead.

The boy said nothing - Fully convinced - Whatever he did would lead to extinction.

Not just his but everyone else’s - Nothing was worth that risk.

As he grew older his heart grew colder - He followed a path of self destruction.

Whenever he felt achievement threaten he’d leap from towering cliffs.

That of course is mostly a metaphor - Methinks mayhap you knew that already.

His actual and favoured Modus Vivendi was burning of bridges and running away.

Yesterday he heard the news that Somebody Somewhere was critically ill.

Everyone said - Forgive and Forget. The boy - Now man - Said No.

Cycling home he glanced at the sky - Cloudless blue delighted his eyes.

Crossing a bridge still waters ran deep. Spotting a robin I actually smiled.

And yep - I know - I am not a good person!

Adam ... x

Every morning when taking my shower I bid a Good Day to young Albert.

A placid arachnid who dwells in a corner which I desperately try not to splash.

We’ve been firm mates since the day I moved in - I don’t have the heart to evict him.

Discounting the worms I kept as a child he’s the nearest I’ve come to owning a pet.

I've never been afraid of spiders - Though sometimes I ponder their diet.

A friend of mine firmly believes they munch on our hair when we’re sleeping.

Anyways - The point of this waffle - I’ve finally managed to hire a cleaner.

An impoverished student who calls himself Viz - He’ll nip in and Do while I’m at work.

Naturally I’ve shown him young Albert - Requesting politely he steer clear of murder.

His reluctant agreement caused me concern so I added that spiders are sacred to Jews.

Really - He said - Like cows to Hindus? Yep - Says I - Precisely so!

Okay - I know - T'is total hokum! But Albert survives! Shalom and Lochaim!

Adam ... x

1. Do you have any friends you’d ever consider having sex with?

Absolutely! At least half a dozen! Remember we're talking hypothetically!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Whenever you’re ready I’m willing and able - Unless there’s sport on the telly.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Either/Or. When sleeping I‘m mobile. The reverse diagonal’s a personal favourite.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Yep - I have - Several times. My only regret’s I should have charged more!

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Yep! Indeedy! And twice in a pool. Once in the sea. Ditto a lake. Can water be a fetish?

6. Do you watch or read pornography?

Nope - Not now! But I have in the past. When young I was academically curious.

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Aggressive - No thanks! Passive - Why bother? Anyone fun suits me!

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?

Certainly not - That would be weird. Though several rather intrigue me!

9. Would you choose love or money?

Love’s overrated - I’d opt for the cash. Assuming we’re talking a fortune!

10. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?

Three kinks? I wish!! I don’t have any! Apart from joking and laughing a lot.

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Yes - They have - Several times. Long stories - Don’t ask. Some you may know.

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

Mmm .. Not sure! The back of a car? T’was a vintage Rolls Royce if that helps.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Weirdest - Tricky! I guess a Balloon. In the basket beneath when grounded I mean.

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yep - By the parents - A tad embarrassing! They were less than amused I recall.

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Nope - Not yet. But anything's possible. I’ll be in the Pub from nine if you’re interested.

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?

I have - Who hasn’t? Picked up and picked on! Drink is such a dastardly thing!

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Yep - Don’t ask - I’m loathe to repeat. I deleted that post for a very good reason.

18. Do you own any sex toys?

Nope - Not one! I don’t feel the need. Mayhap when I’m married I’ll change my mind?

19. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Seriously naughty - Not that I know! Cheeky however - Definitely both.

20. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Never! How rude!? And just in case! I’d like to remind you that my name’s Adam!

The End ... x