Posted Notes

1. Do you have any friends you’d ever consider having sex with?

Absolutely! At least half a dozen! Remember we're talking hypothetically!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Whenever you’re ready I’m willing and able - Unless there’s sport on the telly.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Either/Or. When sleeping I‘m mobile. The reverse diagonal’s a personal favourite.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Yep - I have - Several times. My only regret’s I should have charged more!

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Yep! Indeedy! And twice in a pool. Once in the sea. Ditto a lake. Can water be a fetish?

6. Do you watch or read pornography?

Nope - Not now! But I have in the past. When young I was academically curious.

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Aggressive - No thanks! Passive - Why bother? Anyone fun suits me!

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?

Certainly not - That would be weird. Though several rather intrigue me!

9. Would you choose love or money?

Love’s overrated - I’d opt for the cash. Assuming we’re talking a fortune!

10. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?

Three kinks? I wish!! I don’t have any! Apart from joking and laughing a lot.

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Yes - They have - Several times. Long stories - Don’t ask. Some you may know.

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

Mmm .. Not sure! The back of a car? T’was a vintage Rolls Royce if that helps.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Weirdest - Tricky! I guess a Balloon. In the basket beneath when grounded I mean.

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yep - By the parents - A tad embarrassing! They were less than amused I recall.

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Nope - Not yet. But anything's possible. I’ll be in the Pub from nine if you’re interested.

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?

I have - Who hasn’t? Picked up and picked on! Drink is such a dastardly thing!

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Yep - Don’t ask - I’m loathe to repeat. I deleted that post for a very good reason.

18. Do you own any sex toys?

Nope - Not one! I don’t feel the need. Mayhap when I’m married I’ll change my mind?

19. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Seriously naughty - Not that I know! Cheeky however - Definitely both.

20. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Never! How rude!? And just in case! I’d like to remind you that my name’s Adam!

The End ... x

Polish dancing - Total disaster. I've now been twice - I'm not improving. It's something to do with the music methinks. That or I'm showing my age.

For one of the jigs the men danced together. Not really my thing - Despite being Metro. I started to giggle. I tried self control. Then promptly set about choking.

Loathe as I am to seek attention - He lied straight faced and carried on typing. Slaps on the back reminiscent of punches will never be my chosen method.

Once recovered I sat with the women - A Polish take on the Naughty Step? Chatted and smiled and received invitations - One to a dinner and one to a party.

Awesome - Thanks - Says I swigging Tyskie. My fourth or sixth - I’m crap with numbers! As soon as I mentioned Hannah however all of them seemed to lose interest.

After the session I drove home with Pawel to meet his wife and son. He and I were rather merry - His wife was far from impressed.

We ate - We drank - We talked non stop. For a while I played with their lad in the garden. When darkness fell - So did I. Into a coma slumped on their sofa.

I slept for an hour then abruptly awoke - To a unified chorus of Adam You’re Snoring! So sorry - I yawned - My behaviour’s disgraceful. At which point alas I unwittingly farted.

Adam ... x

You know how sometimes when people are talking you're nodding and smiling yet yawning inside? Yesterday this happened to me. Trapped in a car with my in laws to be.

Don’t get me wrong they’re awesome people - Despite future mater calling me Petal. A term I despise with silent conviction. Methinks myself I’m more of a Bract.

Anyways - There we were - Toddling along and cursing the traffic. When out of the blue I’m asked the question - Where would I like to be married?

Only half listening and ten percent thinking I instantly said - Hoover Castle. I’m not even sure if there is such a place. But unbeknownst to you and them we’d just passed a shop selling Dysons.

Expensive - Oh My - Stop being a Putz! Filled the car in a tripartite trice. The latter from Hannah who sometimes lacks manners. Needless to say I recanted.

I jest - Says I - Suitably chastened. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief. Wherever you wish would suit me fine. Anyone fancy some lunch?

Five minutes later they’re inside a café while I’m outside puffing on ciggies. Hoover Castle taunts my brain - How could I be such a Yutz!?

A few seconds later it started to rain. Damn - I said - Then added Aswan!

Adam ... x